Ordinary individuals limit themselves when cutting paper to things like scissors.
Real Men use the Rotatrim MONORAIL 48. Mine arrived today.
Yes, a four foot paper cutter. This is useful when you’re using 44″ paper. Rotatrim actually make cutters over 8 feet long for a cool $1,800. These look good in any living room, government laboratory or space station.
The monorail is actually the lesser, budget, paper cutter. No self-respecting professional would even think of using anything but their dual rail systems, for a straighter, more sure cut. But, the monorail is about half the price and I don’t think I will be able to tell the difference, as a mere amateur study of the art of paper cutting.
Now, I can actually cut the posters efficiently. Below is a picture of the beast, with some scissors for scale.
In other news, the extra large 4 foot poster tubes also arrived yesterday morning.