18.8

w1

4.6lbs down in two days, just from going zero carb. Or, as reddit prefers, keto.

Diet has consisted of American-sized steaks, leafy greens, coffee, water, and the savior: mini babybel. Plural might be babybeli?

babybel

These things are tasty-awesome. Buy a bag of 15 or so, take them out and pop them like, I don’t know, blueberry vodka shots at 3am.

As it’s 2013 Mini babybel have their own website, twitter feed, facebook page and youtube channel. You too can be friends with a cheese.

Oh how I miss thee

Oh how I miss thee

Exercise? I’ve been biking everywhere. Colorado being Colorado, you have to have some kind of extreme outdoor activity every single day. Thus marathon-like hikes across plains that look like some scene from Prometheus only in full color. Without the aliens.  But, with bears, which is almost as bad. Not yogi bear or honey monster. Real, actual, eat your face bears.

Like most things, there’s not a lot of data behind exercise giving you expected outcomes. A rare glimmer of hope was seen recently with this NYT article, neatly distilled by 7-min.com in to something usable:

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Just go to 7-min.com, hit start…. and that’s it. I’m totally looking forward to the 6 and 5 minute workouts.

Incredibly, NYT link to the original paper supporting this exercise set. I’m a little skeptical of the depth of proof and unaware of exactly what the “Human Performance Institute” is, but hey, it’s SCIENCE!

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Kickstarter update #7: Challenges

I’m catching up my blog to the kickstarter updates I’ve been posting. Here’s the original.

Six prints are out the door and on their way. Six desktop images are out and emailed. I’d love pictures, to share, when you get them, please!

I would like to be further on than 12 out of 453. It’s better than zero, but there have been some interesting challenges. So, I’ll outline them and what I’m doing about them.

Some of the largest prints are 42 inches at their shortest length. I have 48 inch poster tubes, but it turns out that rolling a 42 inch poster in to a tube 1.5 inches wide damages it. In fact, I can’t even squeeze them in there. That means I need bigger poster tubes. So, I’ve ordered 4 inch tubes to fit the largest of the prints.

Second, printing has been more painful than I would like.

Print shops are typically set up for either large volumes of the same thing, or, incredibly bespoke one-off things. On the one hand, they like 1,000 copies of the same poster. On the other, they like the photo that has to be just right to be framed in the hallway.

Confronted with 453 prints, each very large, and each completely different, the systems for tracking everything break down. It becomes difficult to ship all the PDFs to the printer. It becomes difficult to pick them all up. Essentially, everything that worked well for me with a limited small run, doesn’t work any more.

So, I’m buying a printer.

The economics of buying vs. renting a printer (and the ink, electricity, time…) mean that it’s actually not really much more expensive to just buy a printer. This is especially true since print pricing assumes you’re using lots of ink, where our prints actually use very little compared to a full color photo.

The printer I’m buying is a Canon ipf8400. It weighs 500lbs, prints almost every color on every paper and it takes 44 inch paper (which I already have rolls of). It’s so badass, it has a 250Gb hard drive inside it (I’m still puzzled why that is, but hey). There’s a picture of it below. This thing costs about $3,500 and my worst-case scenario is to just sell it after these prints are done. But, I think I’ll find uses for it. It should arrive early next week.

Lastly, I broke some of the prints in the first run for two reasons.

GPS data has errors in it, which mean you can get some random lines which “jump around”. I filter these out by removing lines which are longer than 1/4 inch on the page, which stops the lines jumping across a city and then back again. But, when you zoom way out, even lines less than 1/4 inch are, still, hundreds of miles long and need to be cut. It is super hard to see these in the PDFs but very easy to see them in the prints. When it takes days to get a print… it takes days to find a bug like that.

The other bug is that I built a simple Mercator projection engine to render the prints. This works well when zoomed in, since you can stretch the vertical axis proportional to the cosine of the latitude. When you zoom out, the stretch varies by latitude itself, across the print, so you end up with broken prints. Long story short – the USA looks “squashed” but a city looks great. So, the USA prints broke. Again, hard to see in the PDFs on screen.

So, some delays.

I have backed kickstarters that failed. The Punk Mathematics Textbook raised $28,701 in 2010 and hasn’t shipped a damn thing, for example. I backed that, and it sucks. I’m highly aware of the responsibility of shipping actual posters to you all. So, apologies for this delay and I’ll keep you updated as much as I can.

To make up for it, here are some pictures of the prints that worked, taken with sexy focal lengths on a hardwood floor. You can’t even pay for that. There’s a picture of the posters that went out, too.

I’ll post another update soon. Feel free to send me questions, just be aware I’m getting a lot of them and might be delayed replying.

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23.4

After 15 months or so of pain I now have American Teeth. White, smooth, regular American Teeth. As opposed to, say, British Teeth, from some sort of hellish netherworld of decrepit angular yellow spires. I have a theory about British Teeth; the health system there doesn’t cover it therefore nobody cares. Or, because other people aren’t paying for it, we don’t feel like it’s important. It would be nice to have some data on that.

About a year ago I also paid off my British Debt. That is, the £30k student loan was banished from my life. I’m lucky not to have American Debt. Well, hard work also plays a part in that, but, luck of investing in Gold ETFs helped.

Annoyingly I have however inherited American Weight. I figure, if I can spend 15 months being tortured by metal contraptions to align my teeth… and pay for this… then surely I can drop back to British Weight?

Unfortunately I can’t just pay for this and it will magically happen, like with teeth. The clearest way forward appears to be just cutting out carbs. Sadly, there isn’t really any evidence that calorie counting works, that exercise works, or most of the things that are common knowledge, actually work. See Gary Taubes book. But there is lots of evidence that carbs, and especially fructose, are really, really bad for you and make you fat. Fructose is one half of sugar, the other half being glucose.

The quick way to think about fructose is that it’s the same as alcohol, metabolized in much the same way, screws up your health similarly, but, here’s the rub, you don’t get a kick from it. It’s in basically everything. I tried to find salami recently that didn’t have sugar on it. Couldn’t find any.

So, no more beer for me. I have 23.4lbs to lose.

Of course, what better use for my blog, twitter and the rest, but to tell you what I had for breakfast? Fried egg and two strips of American Bacon by the way.

As for exercise, there are lots of other benefits, just not apparently for sustained weight loss. I’m going to be rocking the 7 minute workout, more on that later.

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Kickstarter update #5: On to the next level

I’m catching up my blog to the kickstarter updates I’ve been posting. Here’s the original.

Hello, another update on your GPS ART POSTER print.

All but one of the $99 level prints are printed and I should pick them up this week. One didn’t quite make it in to the last run.

All but one of the $59 level prints (of those who responded to the survey) are now with the printer to be printed. One of them is proving a little difficult because it has a lot of lines on it. The original copy was nearly a 2Gb PDF which is about 10 times too big to actually print :-)

I’ve just ordered about 450 poster tubes, which should be here in about a week. I’ve had to order them in blocks of 50, which means I’ll have lots of spare poster tubes. Presumably these will be useful for pretend sword fights. :-)

This means, it’s time to open up the surveys, to $39 level supporters and below. So, expect a survey soon.

From my perspective, about 25% of the prints are “done” in the sense that they are printed, or waiting to be printed. Very roughly 50% are remaining to be shipped to the printer (the $39 and $19 levels) and then roughly 25% are digital, desktop wallpaper copies.

With luck, I should be able to get all of them shipped within the projected month of April. But it will be tight, and some might ship in May.  I view the process of putting the prints in to the tubes, labeling and mailing them, as largely a mechanical chore. Compared, that is, to the work involved in taking your descriptions and turning them in to PDF files for the printer. It will take a chunk of time, but hopefully there isn’t much that can go wrong (famous last words).

I’m adding in a little 30 second video of what it’s like to watch a large format printer produce one of these things. It might surprise you how much time it can take. As the tubes and prints start arriving, there should be more interesting pictures and videos to share.

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Kickstarter update #4: Busy

I’m catching up my blog to the kickstarter updates I’ve been posting. Here’s the original.

Hi, thanks for supporting the GPS ART POSTER!

A quick note on the prints.

I’m working through your area selections. Some of them are incredibly detailed. This is a good thing, but it is taking time. For example, prints asking for “my house near the big park in my town” are really fun. I’m exploring all kinds of new places and making many beautiful prints.

I’ve sent the first batch to the printer, too.

But there is a dark side here, and I need to be extra, extra clear with you. If you didn’t pledge at the $99 level there is no feedback loop.

I will do my best to make a great print for you, but some of the area selections are very hard to get right. For example; county maps are very hard since county boundaries are hard to get right, since they don’t always follow roads or other things in the GPS traces. Instead they follow random other things, like rivers. Or, if you specify “New York” that can mean New York City, Manhattan, New York State… or anything in between.

So, if it is, really, really, important to you that the print is *just* *right* please drop me a message, and consider upgrading to the $99 level, because I want to make you happy.

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Kickstarter update #3: Many Places

I’m catching up my blog to the kickstarter updates I’ve been posting. Here’s the original.

I’m writing with a little update on the gps art poster you supported. Thanks for that!

Yay! Code rewrite madness! The original software for this could take up to 2 hours to make a complete print. That doesn’t work when you have lots of prints to make. It has been completely rewritten and now takes about 50 seconds.

(For the technically inclined, originally it scanned hundreds of gigabytes of CSV files on a spinning disk. Now, it works with a smaller MySQL spatial indexed database on an SSD. The code itself is a relatively short ruby script talking to MySQL on one end and the PrawnPDF library at the other. Win!)

The $99 level pledgees now all have previews of their art, or have finalized their print. Soon, they’ll start being printed.

This means it’s time to move to the $59 level pledgees. There are 8 times more of you, and I’ve learnt a few things along the way that should make your process easier. Expect a survey soon to get your info.

For the levels below $59, sit tight, I’ll get to you as soon as possible.

Lastly, here are a few of the preview images.

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BDNT Event Review

I went to a tech meetup, BDNT, last night in Boulder. I used to go often when I lived in Denver a couple of years ago. Six or so startup-alikes get five minutes to pitch then five minutes for questions. These are the three that I remember:

 

ambientbox

AmbientBox pitched an analytics platform for restaurants, bars and shops. You buy a magical box ($250) and plug it in. It records various things like noise level, CO2 (to detect how many people are in the room), lighting levels and so on. It uploads this and then you use an app to figure out when the ambiance is “good.” A pretty ipad app or website will theoretically let you use this data to figure out how to improve your space, get more customers and so on. You pay $100/month or something. Sort of Nest for restaurants, maybe.

My thoughts:

  • Basic idea is kind of interesting.
  • A magical box sounds painful. Why can’t this just be an smart phone app to start? It has a camera and microphone on it minimum.
  • CO2 sensor sounds interesting, but I’m willing to bet it correlates with noise level and is irrelevant.
  • Low end restaurants won’t give a crap about this. High end restaurants will pay someone. The middle ground sounds like a smaller market?
  • The great part about this is that it gives your restauranteur the feeling of being in control and making progress. Even if it’s bullshit, there are lots of people who’re happy to pay for pretty graphs and to pay for the feeling of control. Another way of putting it; it’s enough data to hang yourself with.
  • Visualizations were pretty.

 

chatlingual

ChatLingual is magical IM chat on the web with seamless translation between languages. So, we each chat in our language and it’s translated on the fly. Monetization is a little unclear, pay per chat, tokens or something. Secret plan is to build the best translation engine possible.

Thoughts:

  • Super pretty and clean UI.
  • If I’m cheap, I’ll go use Google translate or something. If I have money and I have some nuanced conversation with reserved Japanese executives, then I need a professional translator?
  • The data collection secret plan is good, but super long range. Sounds like free basic usage plus additional services (e.g. freemium) would work well. Computer translation for free, real bilingual people for $20/hour or whatever.
  • Would be a useful feature for odesk / elance so I can communicate better with freelancers
  • The flip side, is that it might just be a feature. Don’t IM clients do this already?

 

fittrip

FitTrip is (will be) an iPad app which makes working out more fun. You connect a heart rate monitor and your iPad magically shows you a video of you, say, running the grand canyon. If your heart rate speeds up then the video speeds up, like you’re really there. Content is paid for; so you get one free virtual run then you pay to run other places. There are competitors out there for this idea.

Thoughts:

  • The guys asked the audience if they’d pay $5 for a trip. This is an awful way to ask about pricing. You need to ask “what is a cheap price”, “what is an expensive price” and so on.
  • Most of the audience, 100+ people, put their hands up to the $5 question. This is wacky. What they should have asked is how many people have iPads, heart rate monitors, a running machine and work out. And want to pay for this app content. It’ll be a much smaller percentage.
  • If I’m going to pay for an iPad, a heart rate monitor and the app, and a gym membership or running machine, couldn’t I just fly to the grand canyon for less money and run for real? (Answer is yes, you can).
  • The guys mentioned 60% of gym memberships are paid for but unused. That is, people don’t show up to the gym. They said this like it’s a bad thing. Gyms love that, it’s free cash flow. The last thing in the world a gym wants is customers to show up, the same way a bank doesn’t want us all showing up to withdraw money at the same time.
  • All that said, the app was very pretty.
  • It’s a large, irrational market, just look at that 60% of gym members who don’t show up, but still pay. So even crazy stupid ideas can work.
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